I'm Not Drunk, You Shilly Sit

Perfectly Articulated. Mostly.

The words say one thing, the letters say another — and somehow, that makes it even funnier. The I'm Not Drunk, You Shilly Sit T-Shirt is the ultimate party tee for anyone who's ever had to defend their sobriety with a completely straight face and absolutely scrambled words.

It's bold, it's cheeky, it's the kind of tee that gets the whole room going. Whether you're the one always saying it or you know someone who is, this is the perfect wearable punchline for every great night out.

Product Details

• Premium 180 GSM fabric made from 100% cotton with a bio-wash finish for enhanced softness, durability, and comfort.

• Available in both Black and White T-shirts.

• Designs are printed using high-quality DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing.

• Print size is either A3 or A4, depending on the design layout and aesthetic requirements.

Wash & Care Instructions

• Hand wash gently in cold water.

• Dry garment in shade.

• Do not use bleach or harsh detergents.

• Do not iron directly on the printed design

Return & Replacement Policy

• Returns are accepted within 3 days of delivery.

• The product must be unused, unwashed, and in its original condition.

• In case of a manufacturing defect, please share clear photographs via WhatsApp for verification.

• As all products are printed on demand, changes in size or design are not possible once the order has been printed.

• Verified defective products will be replaced free of charge.

Shipping & Additional Information

• GST @ 5% will be charged additionally.

• A flat shipping charge of ₹100 is applicable for deliveries within India.

• Orders are dispatched within 3–4 working days.

• Customers are requested to carefully review and confirm the selected size and design before placing the order, as modifications cannot be made after production begins.